Type bar? Cheers!

Spot the typewriter? No, I couldn't see one either. But you just know there's an old Underwood lurking out of shot. 

Half a dozen bar type jokes: 

1. Munk walks into a bar with Kennedy. Barman says, "Why the long face?"
2. Big typewriter fighting his way through a crowded bar. Bumps into a little typewriter. Big typewriter yells, "SHIFT".
3. Homeless typewriter walks into a bar. It was a Bar-Let.
4. Where does an Alien Typospherian drink? In a space bar.
5. A keychopper walks into a bar with a Corona under his arm and orders a screwdriver. Barman says, "Sorry, we don't sever your type in here."
6. A Mexican typo walks into a bar and orders a Corona. Barman says, "Sorry, hombre, we don't sever your type in here."

Over to you...

Post script: Turns out this type bar post was proividential. 
Happy Birthday type bars around the world. Thank you Jennifer.